Funny sales emails: Can you make them laugh & compound sales growth at the same time?
Yes! We’ve done it ourselves.
What's the secret recipe for "tasty" humor in emails?
I'll spill the beans in this article, crafting two comedic sales emails targeting different audiences.
These recipes aren't just for laughs; they've seasoned my email campaigns with double-digit reply rates and contributed to 20% month-over-month growth when I became the Head of Growth of lemlist in 2019.
Eager for templates? Check these:
But, first things first...
If I had a dollar for the number of conversations I had around this topic, I'd have enough to take my friends out for a few drinks.
What About Formal Industries?
Moving from a traditional industry to lemlist taught me one thing - laughter is universal.
Forget the old-school view that jokes are off-limits in serious industries.
The Secret To Tasteful Humor?
Email like a standup comic: pick a relatable industry pain, tell a funny, empathetic story about it.
It's not meme overload, but a clever, light-hearted take that resonates.
That's your ticket to emails that entertain and connect.
Email VS Social Media? All The Same!
In the cold email tool space, humor was my secret sauce.
By injecting the same wit from our social media into emails, we saw a 20% monthly growth spurt. Who says you can't mix business with pleasure?
For this article, just for fun, I've challenged myself to send two cold email campaigns to reel in more clients for lemlist.
Different audiences - using humor for both…
The whole 9 yards and we're going to do it together!
Plus, I've already shown you my templates on our blog, so you know I'm not just sweet talking.
Cold emailing startups is fun!
The fact that most of them operate in the same environment opens up a ton of ways to connect.
But let's imagine that in my research, I've discovered that they are struggling to convert people from their inbox.
To address this, I run my campaigns in batches of 50 prospects per week. This approach allows for thorough research and the creation of micro-segments, enabling tailored content.
For example, if prospects are all from Australia, I can personalize my video content with country-relevant questions.
This strategy avoids the need for individual videos for each prospect, opting instead for segment-specific personalization.
Why will this cold email work?
Meanwhile, our system efficiently automates text and image integration from CSV files - during that time, I'm chilling and waiting for emails to roll out. 🛀🏻
The concept I'm exploring centers on tackling email deliverability challenges that I've noticed are affecting my target audience.
For instance, I might uncover that the individual I'm planning to email is an enthusiast of Formula 1. I've actually utilized this approach before, though it wasn't in the context of email deliverability.
However, the angle I'm considering now will be instantly familiar to any Formula 1 aficionado.
This means it's exceptionally tailored, possibly resonating with just a select few individuals, or even just one person.
Why will this cold email template work?
When pitching busy people, research matters even more - identifying their problem and being straightforward about it is the strategy I rely on.
Let's break down the email template:
It’s pretty simple:
The idea of injecting humor into sales started around that time when social media was flaring up with memes, puns and pop-culture references.
Ever since I was hooked by it’s global appeal and potential for more human-centered sales.
Pro tip: soak up as many movies, TV shows, standup specials, and funny social media profiles as you can for inspiration.
I'm a big movie and TV buff, and that's where I get my best ideas.
Then, it's all about tailoring a scene or a joke to your prospect and their specific challenges.
G2 Rating | Price | Best for | Standout feature | Con | |
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4.9 star star star star star | $30/mo $75/mo $2,999/mo | Large, distributed sales teams | AI evaluation precision, gamified KPIs | Lack of tracking system | |
4.6 star star star star star-half | Not publicly available | Sales operations and finance teams | Powerful configurability | Limited training resources and complex to navigate | |
4.4 star star star star star-half | Not publicly available | Mid-market and enterprise businesses | Comprehensive incentive management | Potentially high cost and steep learning curve | |
4.7 star star star star star-half | $15/user/mo $40/user/mo Enterprise: custom price | Complex sales structures and businesses of all sizes | Complex sales structures and businesses of all sizes | Steep learning curve | |
4.6 star star star star star-half | Not publicly available | Collaborative teams | Connected planning | Complexity and steep learning curve | |
4.6 star star star star star-half | Not publicly available | Companies with complex sales structures | Complex incentive compensation management (ICM) with high efficiency and accuracy | Complexity for smaller teams and potentially high costs | |
4.7 star star star star star-half | Not publicly available | Companies who want to automate commission calculations and payouts | Simplicity and ease of use | Lack of features like redirection | |
4.7 star star star star star-half | $30/user/mo $35/user/mo Custom: upon request | Businesses that need a comprehensive and user-friendly sales compensation management software | Ease of use and adoption | Lack of ability to configure the product based on user needs | |
4.8 star star star star star-half | Not publicly available | Companies with modern sales culture and businesses who want real-time insights | A built-in dispute management and real-time visibility | Users say it works slowly, customer support is slow | |
4.9 star star star star star | $30/user/mo $50/user/mo | Smaller sales teams | Powerful automation | Lesser user base and average user interface | |
4.7 star star star star star-half | Not publicly available | Companies with scalable needs | Automated Commission Calculations | Lack of filtering by date, no mobile app |
PRM Tool | Rating | Feature | Pro | Con | Mobile App | Integrations | Free Plan | Pricing |
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4.65 star star star star star-half | Org-wide alignment | User-friendly layout and database | Suboptimal as a personal CRM | square-check | Lack of tracking system | square-check | Team: $20/month Business: $45/month | |
4.7 star star star star star-half | Social Media Integration | Easy contact data collection | No marketing/sales features | square-check | Lack of tracking system | square-xmark 7-day trial | $12/month | |
4.75 star star star star star-half | Block Functions | High customization capability | Not a dedicated CRM | square-check | Limited | square-check | Plus: €7.50/month Business: €14/month | |
N/A | Open-source | Open-source flexibility | Requires extensive manual input | square-xmark | Limited | square-check Self-hosted | $9/month or $90/year | |
3.1 star star star | Simple iOS app | Ideal for non-tech-savvy users | iPhone only | square-check iOS only | Limited | square-xmark 1-month trial | $1.49/month or $14.99/month | |
3.6 star star star star-half | Smart Contact Management | Feature-rich and flexible | Reported bugs | square-check | Rich | square-xmark 7-day trial | Premium: $13.99/month Teams: $17.99/month | |
4.4 star star star star star-half | Customizable Interface | Customizable for teamwork | Pricey for personal use | square-check | Rich | square-xmark | Standard: $24/member Premium: $39/member | |
4.7 star star star star star-half | Integrated Calling | Integrated Calling | Too sales-oriented & pricey | square-check | Rich | square-xmark 14-day trial | Startup: $59/user/month Professional: $329/user/month | |
4.8 star star star star star | Business Card Scanning | Business Card Scanning | Mobile only | square-check | Limited | square-check | $9.99/month | |
4.45 star star star star star-half | 160+ app integrations | Comprehensive integrations | No free app version | square-check | Rich | square-xmark 14-day trial | $29.90/month or $24.90/month (billed annually) |
Capterra Rating | Free Trial | Free Plan | Starting Price (excluding the free plan) | Maximum Price (for the most expensive plan) | Best for | |
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4.5 star star star star star-half | square-check 14-day | square-check | €15/month/seat billed annually | €792/month/3 seats billed annually + €45/month for each extra seat | Versatility and free plan | |
4.2 star star star star | square-check 30-day | square-xmark But it offers reduced price to authorised nonprofit organisations | €25/user/month | €500/user/month billed annually (includes Einstein AI) | Best overall operational CRM | |
4.3 star star star star star-half | square-xmark | square-check Limited to 3 users | Comprehensive incentive management | €52/user/month billed annually | Small-medium businesses and automation | |
4.5 star star star star star-half | square-check 14-day | square-xmark | €14/seat/month billed annually | €99/seat/month billed annually | Sales teams and ease of use | |
4.1 star star star star | square-xmark | square-check Limited 10 users | $9.99/user/month billed annually | $64.99/user/month billed annually | Free plan for very small teams up to 10 |
CRM goal | Increase the sales conversion rate for qualified leads from marketing automation campaigns by 10% in the next 6 months. | ||||
SMART Breakdown | 1. Specific: It targets a specific area (conversion rate) for a defined segment (qualified leads from marketing automation). | 2. Measurable: The desired increase (10%) is a clear metric, and the timeframe (6 months) allows for progress tracking. | 3. Achievable: A 10% increase is possible based on historical data and potential improvements. | 4. Relevant: Boosting sales from marketing efforts aligns with overall business objectives. | 5. Time-bound: The 6-month timeframe creates urgency and a clear target date. |
Actions | Step 1: Refine lead qualification criteria to ensure high-quality leads are nurtured through marketing automation. | Step 2: Personalize marketing automation campaigns based on lead demographics, interests, and behavior. | Step 3: Develop targeted landing pages with clear calls to action for qualified leads. | Step 4: Implement lead scoring to prioritize high-potential leads for sales follow-up. | Step 5: Track and analyze campaign performance to identify areas for optimization. |
Outcomes | Increased sales and revenue | Improved marketing automation ROI | Marketing and sales alignment | Data-driven marketing optimization |